
Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..
this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life
what a waste of tea
No, the above comment is the most British thing I have seen in my life.
Of all the things wrong with this post the one I want to point out is the lack of Ireland
My dog, Wyatt, died suddenly and unexpectedly yesterday afternoon, May 18, 2013. He was the first dog I’ve ever had, ridiculously smart for a canine, full of happiness and an unconditional love that I could never hope to achieve. In many ways he was the best friend I’ve ever had, because he was always there to comfort me in a way that a human never could.
Wyatt liked ham bones, running alongside and sometimes trying to pull me on bike rides, killing shrews by throwing them through the air, being wrapped in blankets when he slept so he looked like a fuzzy burrito, licking you to say hello (and anything else), exploring, car rides, plopping himself down on you if you were unlucky enough to lay on the floor, and having the back of his ears rubbed. I’m sorry to say that I have many, many regrets about my dog and I didn’t spend enough time with him. I always thought that I would just pay more attention to him when I wasn’t so swamped with work and activities. I’m sorry, buddy. I never knew you’d go so quickly.
Circa this June he would have been 5. Which is way too young for a dog as fantastic as he to die. But when he was here, I’m pretty sure he enjoyed his carefree, adventurous life in and around our household. I did too. It was a good 4-odd years, and now the house is too quiet without the clack-clack-clack of claws on tile floor and the thump-thump-thump of him dashing up the stairs.
I’m sorry I didn’t spend enough time with you, buddy. I miss you horribly. I hope that wherever you are you’re getting a good belly rub and you have all the chipmunks you could ever hope to chase. Maybe this time you’ll catch one.
“We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.” - George Eliot

DAT AMY TAP.
nayx:
please just watch this
it does something very bizarre
this video starts off with “here’s a nice idea”
hey kids here’s a fun quirky idea
if you ever get the overpowering urge to add a stupid idiotic shitty comment or a supernatural gif to a post of mine why not try following these simple steps instead:
- turn off the computer
- find a cliff
- jump off of it
that one gets a pass because Jensen Ackles has fucking fantastic trigger discipline
SCP-087 is a Unity first person horror game based on the SCP-087 entry at the SCP Foundation. Basically it’s a never ending stairwell with random creepy and scary sounds but past the surface it’s an immersive experiment into fear.
Taking things one step further from imaginative…
this is one of the best horror games I’ve ever played, and it takes up less than 50 MB. The only objective in the game is to walk down a stairwell, and yet even when I’ve played this over and over, always telling myself at the beginning not to be scared because I know what’s coming, I still find it hard to go the whole way down.
SCP-087 is free for download, and you can complete it in about 5-10 minutes. I’d highly recommend it if you have headphones, a room where you can be alone, and a sun that’s already set. :)
abandoned amusement parks around the globe
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me